The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Runaway Kangaroo Shuts Down Alabama Highway [235d]
• Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal [235d]
• 14 Years Avoiding ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’ Spoilers Undone In Single Moment Of Carelessness [235d]
• Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’ [235d]
• How Deportation Works [235d]
• New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months [235d]
• Scientists Discover New Color That Can Only Be Seen Using Laser [235d]
• Dad Has Some Choice Words About Hotel Bathroom’s Caulking [235d]