The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Misfortune Cookie [3d]
• Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon [4d]
• The White House’s Plan For Reversing The Declining Birth Rate [4d]
• Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Honors Guy Going Nuts In Front Row [4d]
• Trump’s Support Surges After He Points Gun At Nation [4d]
• Rockies Pitcher Out With Altitude Sickness After Ascending Mound Too Quickly [4d]