The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man [23d]
• Stephen A. Smith Hasn’t Ruled Out Living Cushy Life As Millionaire TV Personality With No Responsibilities [23d]
• Paternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind [23d]
• Analysis Finds Many Medieval Books Bound With Seal Skin [23d]
• Report: Wife Hasn’t Been Home In Few Days [23d]
• Aaron Rodgers Goes On Ayahuasca Retreat In Search Of New Interview Anecdote [23d]
• Justin Gonzales and Hannah Ford [23d]
• Tips For Decorating Easter Eggs [23d]