The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering [404d]
• Communion Wafer ‘Miracle’ Turns Out To Be Bacteria [404d]
• CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour [404d]
• Cory Booker Sets Record For Longest Fingernails On Senate Floor [404d]
• Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners [404d]
• Inside Elon Musk’s Texas Compound [404d]