The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering [258d]
• Communion Wafer ‘Miracle’ Turns Out To Be Bacteria [258d]
• CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour [258d]
• Cory Booker Sets Record For Longest Fingernails On Senate Floor [258d]
• Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners [258d]
• Inside Elon Musk’s Texas Compound [258d]
• Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings [258d]
• Artist Profile: Morgan Wallen [258d]
• Man Already Having Bad Day Deported To Salvadoran Mega-Prison [258d]
• Dog Loves Bungee Jumping, Owner Of Bungee-Jumping Dog Reports [258d]