The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• CEO’s Son Explains Why He Refuses To Let Father Help Him Sexually Harass Subordinates [283d]
• Trump Announces New Visa Tier For Immigrants Who Will Be Friends With Barron [283d]
• Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence [283d]
• March Madness By The Numbers [283d]
• ‘Dirty Rain’ Falls Over Multiple States [283d]
• Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 [283d]
• Pills: Can We Get Some? We’re Really Hurting Right Now [283d]
• Pronatalist Sex Ed Class Requires Students To Care For 14 Sacks Of Flour [283d]