The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run [435d]
• Woman Contaminates Grocery Store Food With Urine For Years [435d]
• Best Picture Winner ‘Kissing The Martinet’ Faces Backlash After Fans Learn Movie Not Real [435d]
• Kylie Jenner Admits She’d Like To Go On One Date That Isn’t Awards Ceremony [435d]
• Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening [435d]