The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Scotland Frees Hundreds Of Inmates To Ease Overcrowding [482d]
• Iceberger King [482d]
• Horrified Woman Swears Off Ambien After Seeing Number Of Library Books She Reserved Last Night [483d]
• Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials [483d]
• Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken [483d]