The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Mark David Chapman Decides To Just Go With It After Receiving January 6 Pardon [477d]
• We Must Protect The First Amendment At All Costs vs. No Thanks, I’ll Just Take My Freedoms For Granted Until They Disappear [477d]
• Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade [477d]