The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Mark David Chapman Decides To Just Go With It After Receiving January 6 Pardon [513d]
• We Must Protect The First Amendment At All Costs vs. No Thanks, I’ll Just Take My Freedoms For Granted Until They Disappear [513d]
• Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade [513d]
• Better Copulate Than Never [513d]
• Man Groans After Only Thing Left On Bezos Wedding Registry New Rocket Booster [513d]
• Alarming Study Finds Only 1 In 4 Americans Can Get A Motherfuckin’ ‘Hell Yeah’ [513d]