The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts [340d]
• JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts [340d]
• Pete Hegseth Crashes Golf Cart Into Inauguration Stage [340d]
• Melania Trump Swiping Through Raya Matches In Full View Of Cameras [340d]
• Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See [340d]
• Trump Boys Take Turns Shouting ‘Penis’ At Inauguration [340d]
• RFK Jr. Attends Inauguration Shirtless [340d]
• Trump Rolls Onto Capitol Steps In Bulletproof Sphere [340d]
• Inauguration Begins With Moment Of Silent Gloating [340d]
• Sewage Sludge Used As Fertilizer Poses Health Risks [340d]
• Revelations From Pope Francis’s New Memoir [340d]