The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Tim Walz Writes ‘Great Job’ On Supporter’s Baby [597d]
• Inside The DNC’s Convention Center [597d]
• Thousands Of Pro-Palestinian Protesters Gather Outside DNC [597d]
• Man Who Ate Wings For Dinner Forced To Sit On Towel For Car Ride Home [598d]
• Grandpa Racist Toward Country That No Longer Exists [598d]
• Earth Towed, Impounded After Illegally Parking In Milky Way [598d]