The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• RFK Jr. Offered Multiple Cabinet Positions In RFK Jr.’s Administration, RFK Jr. Reports [683d]
• HGTV Not Fucking Around With Show Called ‘Straight White Gentrifiers’ [683d]
• More Affluent Americans Beating Heat By Summering On Cooler Planet [683d]
• Nation Wary Of Suddenly Usable Website [683d]
• Pregnant Women Turned Away From ERs Despite Federal Law [683d]
• Pregnant Women Turned Away From ERs Despite Federal Law [683d]
• Coworker Asks If Woman Interested In Reliving Childhood Trauma On Work Volleyball Team [683d]
• Coworker Asks If Woman Interested In Reliving Childhood Trauma On Work Volleyball Team [683d]
• OB-GYN Assures Woman He Respects Doctor-Slut Confidentiality [683d]