The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Morgan Wallan Arrested For Throwing Chair Off 6-Story Bar [748d]
• Study Links High Scores On Tests Of Fortitude To Becoming Leader Of The 7 Realms Later In Life [748d]
• The Official Motto Of Every State [748d]
• Man Still Thinks Of Computer Virus As Cartoon Worm That Bites Through Screen [749d]
• Supreme Court Expands Access To Roofies [749d]
• Polite Man Offers To Walk Date To Her Final Resting Place [749d]