The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Man Who Tossed Hot Dog Scraps On Ground To Be Followed For Rest Of Life By Sea Gull [853d]
• Nikki Haley Drops Out Of Presidential Race [853d]
• Kamala Harris Swaps Shifts At Orangetheory To Attend State Of The Union [853d]
• Pros And Cons Of Voting ‘Uncommitted’ In The Democratic Primary [854d]
• Waitstaff Watches Helplessly As Limo Full Of Screaming 12-Year-Old Girls Pulls Up To Restaurant [854d]