The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Krysten Sinema Will Not Seek Reelection [854d]
• Mom Offers To Set Single Daughter Up With Nice Man From Salad Dressing Label [854d]
• Marianne Williamson Successfully Primaries Biden In All 63 Counties Of Astral Plane [854d]
• Conservatives Explain Why Casual Sex Should Be Illegal [855d]
• Bono Dedicates Song At Final Sphere Performance To Jill Biden [855d]