The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt [897d]
• Consumer Confidence Sky-High After Every American Begins Vomiting Up Torrents Of Silver Dollars [897d]
• ‘Fox NFL Sunday’ Producers Worried Broadcast Doesn’t Feature Enough 50-To-90-Year-Old Men Standing Awkwardly [897d]
• Fake Joe Biden Robocall Tells New Hampshire Voters He Took A Paternity Test And He’s Their Dad [897d]
• FAA Inspector Successfully Identifies Airplane [897d]