The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Report Finds ​Uvalde Police Waited 77 Minutes Debating Many Reasons Gunshots Could Be Going Off In Classroom [901d]
• Arnold Schwarzenegger Detained In Germany For Failure To Declare Luxury Watch [901d]
• The Onion 5: Everything You Need To Know On January 18, 2024 [901d]
• Excited British Public Tunes In For Live Broadcast Of King Charles’ Prostate Surgery [901d]
• Ben Affleck Closely Controlling Facial Expression While Watching Trailer For New Jennifer Lopez Movie [901d]