The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Wins Iowa Republican Caucus [836d]
• The Onion 5: Everything You Need To Know On January 17, 2024 [836d]
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• Gun Owner Explains Why He Needs Weapon To Protect Self From Gun He Currently Holding Against Own Head [836d]
• Strung-Out Kindergartner Needs More Intense YouTube Videos Of Latvian Women Playing With Barbies Just To Feel Anything [836d]
• Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital [836d]
• Catholics Explain Why They Oppose Surrogacy [836d]
• Cop Holding Baton Like He A Jedi [836d]
• Chicago ‘Rat Hole’ Becomes Viral Tourist Destination [836d]
• Frail, Emaciated MLB Players Still A Few Weeks Away From Regaining Strength To Lift Single Baseball [836d]
• Mom Asks Phone What That One Thing Called [836d]