The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Disney Makes LeFou Available For Public Use Decades Before Copyright Expires [852d]
• Man In Impeccably Tailored Suit Urges Americans To Invest In Stock Market [852d]
• Elon Musk Rushed To Hospital After Attempting To Impregnate Toaster [852d]
• Dark, Mysterious Forces Compel Woman To Work Out To ‘High School Musical 2’ Soundtrack [852d]
• Nation’s Aunts Announce It Must Be Nice Not Having To Worry About Money Like The Rest Of Us [852d]
• Professors Explain Why They Are Fleeing Florida [852d]
• You Don’t Have To Buy This House, Just Talk To Me [852d]
• Intern Off To A Weird Start [852d]