The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Tesla Owners Respond To Self-Driving Car Recall [942d]
• 200 Countries Agree To Transition Away From Fossil Fuels At COP28 [942d]
• California Prospectors Rush To Midwest To Pan For Water [942d]
• Goldfish Threaten Native Species In Great Lakes [942d]
• Toyota Reveals That Any Babies Conceived In Backseats Of Their Cars Belong To Them Now [942d]
• Woman Wonders If First Date Too Soon To Take Home Leftovers [942d]
• Embarrassed Family Drags Screaming, Sobbing Dad Away From Home Depot Rake Section [942d]