The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Tesla Owners Respond To Self-Driving Car Recall [872d]
• 200 Countries Agree To Transition Away From Fossil Fuels At COP28 [872d]
• California Prospectors Rush To Midwest To Pan For Water [872d]
• Goldfish Threaten Native Species In Great Lakes [872d]
• Toyota Reveals That Any Babies Conceived In Backseats Of Their Cars Belong To Them Now [872d]
• Woman Wonders If First Date Too Soon To Take Home Leftovers [872d]
• Embarrassed Family Drags Screaming, Sobbing Dad Away From Home Depot Rake Section [872d]
• Most Common Porn Searches On Christmas [872d]
• Thoughtful Neighbor Shovels Fallen Elderly People Off Of Sidewalk [872d]
• Man Wondering If Wife Ever Going To Clean Up Mess She Made Blowing Her Brains Out [872d]
• Not Getting Any Younger! [872d]