The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Men Explain Why They Prefer AI Girlfriends [1025d]
• Scientists Create Monkey With Two Sets Of DNA [1025d]
• Congressional Staffers Instructed To Smash Any Phone That Receives Calls About Palestine [1025d]
• Post-Credits ‘Marvels’ Scene Teases Better Film That Actors Could’ve Been In If MCU Didn’t Exist [1025d]
• Disturbing DeSantis Ad Reveals Candidate Wearing Rubber Diaper To Focus On Campaigning [1025d]
• Americans Explain Why Homer Should Still Strangle Bart [1025d]
• Users React To Omegle Shutting Down [1025d]
• Who’s Gherkin Us Around [1025d]
• Advocates Encourage Public To Stop Using Any Term At All To Refer To Homeless [1025d]
• Sellout Poet Made Over $150 In 2023 Alone [1025d]
• Orcas Sink Martha’s Vineyard [1025d]
• Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children [1025d]
• Nation’s Therapists Recommend Depressed Individuals Cheer Selves Up With Root Beer Float [1025d]