The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘New York Times’ Invents Entirely New Numerical System To Avoid Reporting Gazan Death Toll [982d]
• Millions Protest Worldwide To Demand Gaza Ceasefire [982d]
• Biden Campaign Downplays Importance Of Winning Election [982d]
• Critics Laud ‘Priscilla’ As Haunting Portrait Of Dating An Awesome Famous Guy Who’s Super Rich And Plays Guitar Too [982d]
• Supreme Court Rules Anyone Who Had Abortion Under Roe Must Be Re-Impregnated [982d]
• Department Of Transportation Reduces Commute Times By Adding Highway Nitro Strips [982d]
• Politicians Try To Recall How Their Constituents Feel About A Ceasefire [982d]
• Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons [982d]