The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• NFL Introduces Touching Flyover Tribute For All Veterans Of Domestic Violence [1035d]
• Lauren Boebert Kicked Out Of ‘Beetlejuice’ Musical For Vaping, Causing Disturbance [1035d]
• Aaron Rodgers Hits $5 Million Contract Incentive After Finishing Season With Zero Interceptions [1035d]
• ‘They Made Her Way Less Hot,’ Complains Conservative Pundit Looking At Picture Of His Mom [1035d]
• Jimmy Carter Makes Pact With Dianne Feinstein That If Both Single In 50 Years They’ll Marry Each Other [1035d]