The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Delta Flight Turns Back After Passenger Has Diarrhea ‘All The Way Through’ Plane [1042d]
• Rapinoe: ‘It Was The Honor Of A Lifetime To Compete On The Behalf Of All The Fucking Morons In My Country’ [1042d]
• Tucker Carlson Interviews Man Claiming That He And Barack Obama Were The Gay Couple From ‘Modern Family’ [1042d]
• Biden Attempts To Ease Worries About His Age With Dramatic Face Lift [1042d]