The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Sha’Carri Richardson Fastest Woman In World After Winning 100-Meter Championship [1062d]
• University Health Center Offers Students Free Roofies [1062d]
• Trump Turns Self In To Atlanta Strip Club [1062d]
• Body Language Expert Explains All Republican Debate Participants Just Finished Having Sex With Each Other [1062d]
• 45-Year-Old Reverse-Aging Billionaire Announces His Dick Finally As Small As Baby’s [1062d]
• Nation’s Liberals Anxiously Waiting With Unzipped Pants To Jerk Off To Trump Mug Shot [1062d]
• Updated Texas Sex Ed Curriculum Instructs Children How To Stone Whores [1062d]
• ‘The Glowing Ball State’, ‘Big Brighty’, ‘Ol’ Ouchy’: An Oral History Of The Sun [1062d]