The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• U.S. Invests $1.2 Billion For Carbon Removal [1068d]
• ‘Ah, Pissing, I Love To Piss,’ Says Ron DeSantis Attempting To Strike Up Conversation With Voter [1068d]
• New Florida School Curriculum Requires Students To Keep Eyes Shut Tight All Day Until Safe At Home [1068d]
• 2,000-Room Luxury Resort Appears Overnight From Charred Maui Wreckage [1068d]