The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Forgets Nation’s Name [1082d]
• Trump Campaign Worried There Might Not Be Enough Indictments To Meet All Fundraising Goals [1082d]
• Taylor Swift Concert Causes 2.3-Magnitude Earthquake In Seattle [1082d]
• Ominous New Report Just Lists Places To Hide [1082d]
• Ron DeSantis Flubs Grocery Store Visit By Attempting To Buy Cashier [1083d]