The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Angels GM On Ohtani Potentially Leaving: ‘We Are The Most Incompetent Franchise In The History Of Professional Sports’ [1098d]
• U.S. Soldier Facing Disciplinary Action Flees Into North Korea [1098d]
• Always Introduces Off-Roading Maxi Pads With 40% More Shock Absorption [1098d]
• Marjorie Taylor Greene Presents Own Tasteful Boudoir Pictures In Congress To Contrast With Hunter Biden’s Un-American Smut [1098d]
• Twitter Vs. Threads Vs. Shouting Into A Hole [1098d]