The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• FDA Approves First Over-The-Counter Birth Control Pill [1103d]
• Financial Problems Force Ron DeSantis Campaign To Fire Wife [1103d]
• Lionel Messi Admits He Didn’t Even Know Where America Was Before Signing To Play There [1103d]
• RNC Sets Cutoff For First Debate At 20,000 Ethics Violations [1103d]
• Union Lets Tom Cruise Act During Strike From Fear Of What He’ll Do When He Can’t Make Movies [1103d]
• Depressed Man Wishes Friends Would Check On Him So He Could Insist He’s Fine [1103d]
• Marvel Not Even Bothering To Replace Green Screens With CGI Anymore [1103d]
• Kids React To Climate Change [1103d]