The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Mercenary Leader Claims He Was Not Trying To Overthrow Putin [1123d]
• Turtle Fact: Did You Know? [1123d]
• Man Reflecting On Where He Went Wrong In Life To Deserve Worst-Looking Chocolate Chip Muffin At Coffee Shop [1123d]
• ChatGPT Required To Notify Users That It On Sex Offender Registry [1123d]
• Study Finds First 48 Hours Critical For Getting Abducted Child Across State Line [1123d]
• Maury Povich Launches At-Home Paternity Test [1123d]