The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Andrew Tate Offers To Train Elon Musk In Cage Match With Zuckerberg [1125d]
• Wagner Group Chief Confirms He Decided To Attack Russia After Hearing Zelensky Speak At Grammys [1125d]
• Navy Reveals They Knew About Titanic Submersible Explosion Right After They Blew It Up [1125d]
• OceanGate Announces Submersible Debris Still Safe To Ride In [1125d]
• MrBeast Claims He Narrowly Avoided Death Aboard Space Shuttle Challenger [1125d]
• Taylor Swift Asks That Fans Not Attack Her Exes Unless They Can Fully Commit To Finishing The Job [1125d]
• Study Finds Majority Of Americans Don’t Have Pocket Aces Necessary To Retire [1125d]
• Biden Asks Americans To Come Sit By Him And Keep Him Company Until The End [1125d]