The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Joe Rogan Stunned After 5-Year-Old Informs Him That Horseys Come From Outer Space [1129d]
• Coast Guard Sends Another Submersible Full Of Billionaires After The First One [1129d]
• Feds Wistfully Gaze At Photo Of Hunter Biden’s Penis One Last Time Before Closing Investigation [1129d]
• ‘We Don’t Look So Bad Now, Do We?’ Says Carnival Cruise Ad In Response To Missing Submersible [1129d]