The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• GOP Finally Decides To Rally Behind Herman Cain [1134d]
• Trump Identified As Suspect In Police Lineup Of Former Presidents [1134d]
• Paul McCartney Says AI Helped Create Last Beatles Song [1134d]
• One Of Saturn’s Moons Discovered To Have All The Ingredients For Mouthwatering Enchiladas [1134d]
• Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market [1134d]
• Trump Secretly Hopeful That If He Goes To Prison He Can Meet The Joker [1134d]
• Angel Investors Flock To New AI Technology That Removes Jeffrey Epstein From Old Photos [1134d]
• Nikki Haley Announces She Will Marry Trump If Elected President [1134d]