The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Senate Freaking Out After Dianne Feinstein Gets Her Hands On Gun [1162d]
• Disney Cancels Plans For $1 Billion Florida Campus [1162d]
• Full 3D Scan Reveals Titanic Completely Ruined [1162d]
• Wealthy Donor Rents Out Entire Water Park For Clarence Thomas [1162d]
• Matt Gaetz Announces Official Run For McArthur High Prom King [1162d]