The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Local Aerosmith Fan Sad This Last Time She’ll Be Giving Steven Tyler Head After Concert [1180d]
• Study: Climate Change Making Airplane Turbulence Worse [1180d]
• Man Who Googled ‘How To Kiss’ 2 Years Ago Currently Going On Full-Blown Misogynist Tirade [1180d]
• Tearful Surgeon General Appears At Empty Chuck E. Cheese Table To Warn Nation Of Loneliness Epidemic [1180d]
• Inflatable Scabby The Rat Keeps Trying To Give Striking Hollywood Writers Copy Of His Screenplay [1180d]