The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Announces 2024 Reelection Bid [1188d]
• Sarah Huckabee Sanders Drops Kids Off At Summer Work Camp [1188d]
• Pros And Cons Of President Biden Running For Reelection [1188d]
• God Fact: Did You Know? [1188d]
• New Biden Campaign Manager Confirms Job Mainly Figuring Out Who President Means By ‘Buster’ [1188d]
• ‘Dune: Part Two’ To Pick Up Right Where Viewers Fell Asleep During First One [1188d]
• ‘Ted Lasso’ Fan Has Sinking Feeling Show Is For Losers [1188d]
• Social Media Platforms Reassure Nation That They Only Selling Everyone’s Data To One Creepy Guy [1188d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Tucker Carlson [1188d]
• Man Confident That If He Lived In Nazi Germany He Would Turn Jews In Out Of Fear [1188d]
• FDA Could Really Evaluate A Big Bag Of Chips Right Now [1188d]