The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Justice Thomas Given Disciplinary Trip To Gary, Indiana [1206d]
• Kansas GOP Bill Authorizes Genital Exams Of Schoolchildren [1206d]
• Conservative Boycotting Bud Light Forced To Drink 6 Cans Of Something Else Before Hitting Kids [1206d]
• Caddy Helpfully Points Out Direction Of Hole [1206d]
• Bar Bathroom Light Switch Wet [1206d]