The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• French Bulldog Becomes Top U.S. Dog Breed [1226d]
• Neighborhood Slowly Realizing Person Who Threw Up On Sidewalk Not Returning To Clean It Up [1226d]
• Neighbors Shocked To Hear Quiet, Unassuming AR-15 Went On Killing Rampage [1226d]
• Man’s Use Of ‘Babe’ Increases Exponentially As Girlfriend Closes In On Truth [1226d]
• Lazy EPA Tries To Claim They Successfully Brought Dogs Back From Brink Of Extinction [1226d]
• Congress Rules Food Stamps Can Only Be Used On Rutabagas [1226d]
• Politicians Explain Why They Oppose Free School Lunch Programs [1226d]