The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Kansas City Chiefs Win Super Bowl LVII [1261d]
• Pentagon Confirms UFOs Just Regular Planes And Nation Just High [1261d]
• Baby Paranoid After Discovering Parents Bugged His Crib [1261d]
• Top Super Bowl Ad Features Paul Rudd Urging Americans To Drive Chevy Far Away From This Grim And Dying Nation [1261d]
• George Santos Signs With IMG Models [1261d]
• Study: 1 In 20 Americans Develop Carpal Tunnel Syndrome From Repetitive Chip Dipping [1261d]