The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Kansas City Chiefs Win Super Bowl LVII [1262d]
• Pentagon Confirms UFOs Just Regular Planes And Nation Just High [1262d]
• Baby Paranoid After Discovering Parents Bugged His Crib [1262d]
• Top Super Bowl Ad Features Paul Rudd Urging Americans To Drive Chevy Far Away From This Grim And Dying Nation [1262d]
• George Santos Signs With IMG Models [1263d]
• Study: 1 In 20 Americans Develop Carpal Tunnel Syndrome From Repetitive Chip Dipping [1263d]
• Practice Your Kissing With This Kissing Simulator [1263d]
• Things To Never Say To A Strip Club Performer [1263d]
• No One Has Heart To Tell Man That They Are All Figments Of His Untethered Mind [1263d]
• California To Begin Offering Assisted Suicide To Any Over-30 Bachelor Currently Rewatching ‘Cowboy Bebop’ [1263d]
• New FanDuel ‘Double Play’ Contest Offers Users Chance To Win Back House [1263d]