The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Amtrak Passengers Stranded On Train For 29 Hours Feared They Were Being Kidnapped [1292d]
• Report Finds Billionaires Paying Zero Dollars In Income Taxes By Writing ‘No Thank You Please’ On Return [1292d]
• Field Sobriety Test Asks Driver Whether Calling Ex Sounds Like Good Idea [1292d]