The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Existential Horror At Wealthy Elite Selling Off Humanity’s Future Successfully Sublimated Into Yelling At Cashier [1313d]
• Things To Never Say To Your Amazon Delivery Driver [1313d]
• Florida Woman Suing Velveeta Over ‘False’ Cooking Time Claim [1313d]
• Drake Gifts DJ Khaled 4 Luxury Toilets For Christmas [1313d]