The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• U.N. Chief Tells Climate Summit: Cooperate Or Perish [1363d]
• Republican Voters Given Toll-Free Number To Call If They Witness Legitimate Vote [1363d]
• Elderly Poll Watcher Doing Slow, Confused Job Of Intimidating Voters [1363d]
• Stressed-Out Woman Treats Herself To Additional $400 Of Credit Card Debt [1363d]
• Scientists Discover Fluffy Planet With Density Of A Marshmallow [1363d]
• Nursing Home CEO Afraid He’ll End Up In One Of Those Places He Owns [1363d]
• Most Brilliant Ways Elon Musk Plans To Make Twitter Profitable [1363d]