The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Raphael Warnock Surges In Polls After Taking Off Glasses [1364d]
• Elon Musk Touts Project To Teach Neuralink Monkeys To Commit Sexual Harassment [1364d]
• Astros Win First World Series Since Cheating Scandal [1364d]
• Bullied Loner Plans Office Shooting [1364d]
• Americans Explain Why They Are Not Voting In The Midterms [1364d]
• Things A Republican-Held Congress Plans To Do Immediately [1364d]
• Study Finds 100% Of Relationships Last Forever [1364d]
• Usain Bolt Recalls Discovering Talent For Running Through Corporate Wellness Challenge [1364d]