The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Adidas Drops Kanye West Over Antisemetic Remarks [1377d]
• Inspiring Woman Becomes Professional Surfer Despite Shark Biting Head Off [1377d]
• What To Know About New U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak [1377d]
• Black Man Informed He Pretty Articulate For A Fundamentally Subhuman Life Form [1377d]
• Vague New Dating Site Caters To People Who Like To…You Know, Do That Certain Thing [1377d]
• Something Called ‘Guacamole Donut’ Burying News Of Dozens Of School Shootings [1377d]
• Assisted Living Center Gives Residents Independence To Wander Off And Die On Their Own [1377d]