The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Disappointing Box Office Numbers For ‘Bros’ Force Biden To Ban Gay Marriage [1396d]
• Roger Maris Jr. Sets Single-Season Record For Most Annoying Son Of Famous Player [1396d]
• Florida Teen Athletes Asked To Report Information On Menstrual Cycles To Third Party [1396d]
• Aaron Judge: ‘I Wish I’d Just Used Steroids And Hit 80 Home Runs’ [1396d]
• LAPD Pauses Misconduct Investigations Department-Wide Out Of Respect For Deceased Officer [1396d]