The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Mary Peltola Defeats Sarah Palin To Become First Alaska Native Elected To Congress [1431d]
• Herschel Walker Brushes Up On Theoretical Physics, Linguistics To Formulate Ideal Conditions For Warnock Debate [1431d]
• Difficult-To-Follow Recipe Calls For Dish To Be Enjoyed With Friends [1431d]