The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Short Pallbearer Hanging On For Dear Life [1446d]
• ​​Florida Court Rules Teen ‘Not Mature Enough’ To Have Abortion [1446d]
• Mark Zuckerberg Worried His Metaverse Avatar Doesn’t Fully Capture How Inhuman He Looks [1446d]
• How To Make Slow-Cooked Russet Potatoes That Fall Right Off The Bone [1446d]
• Ukraine Completes Successful Takeover Of Russia [1446d]